Have you ever wondered where lost items go???

I have.. After many antagonizing, stressful, frantic Searches...I have asked myself this question on many occasion's. Occasions such as losing your tooth brush right before it is time for church and having to brush with your finger. Or losing your favorite pair of flip flops before leaving the house. This morning I woke up enlightened.

Its the Chinese!!!!

Well I guess according to my dream it is the Chinese. My dream started off with one of those frantic searches..one in particular.. my camera. I have no idea where the heck the thing is until now. In my dream I was a detective who was out to answer this question for everyone. WHERE DO LOST ITEMS GO??? I started off by thinking like one of the victims. Did I leave my camera at the store, parents house, car, school, under the bed, in the fridge, etc..? I realized after searching, that my camera was lost and gone forever.

Being the detective that I was... Some how i got word to watch out for the Chinese and that they were stilling things to be recycled merchandise . Well through much detective work, my dream ended with me being on a huge cargo ship heading to China, that was full of every ones lost items. Now this is the weird part... every person who has ever lost anything had there own little labeled ice box. As I walked down the many isle of mysterious ice boxes.. i finally came across one that had my name on it.. Karen Wilhelm. Before opening it, many thoughts flooded my mind as I gazed upon the vast sea of white little ice boxes. Could this be my camera, cell phone, tooth brush, flip flops, etc. Excitement and curiosity over came me as I opened the box to find everything that I had ever lost. Things which I had long forgotten like that yo yo that i had in 2nd grade and the movie Beauty and the Beast which Spencer was blamed for putting in the toilet.

Well, the moral of this story or dream is.... Go to bed earlier. And don't believe your dreams... Maybe.